My 3 Year Old Has Sore Legs Reflections joke

"Nobody is completely useless ... at least serves as a bad example."

"If you're part of the solution are part of the problem."

"To err is human, but to blame the other is still human."

"God, give me patience ... But give it to me NOW."

"The important thing is not knowing, but to have the phone you know."

"Those who know, know ... and do not know is boss."

"It's good to let the drink evil is not to remember where."

"Money does not buy happiness ... done!".

"A woman dragged me to drink ... and never had the courtesy to thank her."

"If your girlfriend your est harmsudio, leaves the studio and hurt your girlfriend. "

" Intelligence chases me, but I'm faster. "

" Flee the temptations ... slowly so that they can reach. "

" Absolute truth does not exist and this is absolutely true. "

" There's a better world, but is very expensive. "

" No fool would claim to be. They should not be so bad. "

" Studying is distrust of the intelligence of the fellow next door. "

" The woman who has no luck with men do not know how lucky you are. "

" No woman ugly, only rare beauty. "

" Laziness is the mother of all vices, and as the mother must be respected, because ....".

"Every motherwords that will open many doors:
'pull and push'. "






Sign at a park:" No walking on the grass, you can not read ask. Thank you. "

" The soaps do know the naked truth. "







" The bicycle is a means of transport which has only one horsepower. "

"Two ways to achieve happiness: take the fool ... or be true. "

" The only memories imborransform.

"Many lovers steal the first kiss, begging the second, the third demand, accept the fourth and ... support all others. "